Blow out the candles, let the dreams SOAR!

Every birthday comes complete with a birthday wish. My wish this year is actually an invitation.

I invite you to enter into a relationship which I have termed Frientronship. It is a combination of friendship and patronage.

From my many recent dreams of living in a tree house in New Guinea (see Human Planet episode "Jungles") to moving to a legitimized squatter settlement in Chile to cultivate a biodynamic farm (of which I know almost nothing about), I have limited my preferences to 1 goal: to attend 3 of the Enneagram Trainings offered in 2012, all in Stone Ridge, New York. http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/

This is where frientronship comes in. In order to fund these advanced trainings I will offer services in exchange for income solely directed towards program costs. I've taken to the kickstarter model to promote reciprocity and creativity...

For $15 or less I will write a personalized poem about your splendor

For $20 or more you will get unlimited affirmative responses to any prompt you send me by phone, e-mail, snail mail or pigeon carrier. If you need encouragement, acknowledgement, peace, laughter, or just want to be heard, send me a message and I will provide the perfect antidote to any ailment or anxiety.

For $50 and above I will make you a plaque* of affirmations to placate any situation when the going gets tough or for a moment of spontaneous celebration.

*Water colors, crayons or pastels on construction paper. May or may not involve glitter.

I call this a win-win-win, or Win Cubed, arrangement. I get the financial assistance for the trainings, you get sound, compassionate responses to your woes (or goals), and I get to apply what I love to do best: offer loving support and affirmations. You will also get to say you are a patron of personal and metaphysical enlightenment. So really it's Win to the 4th power.

If accepted, I hope this invitation reverberates deeper and farther than perhaps initially expected. Take heed! Open your heart with courage and you will find a strength that sets you free. Weee! Sounds great!

Oh yeah,
For $100 or more I will set a wild tropical bird free in the wilderness after having been harbored in a nature conservatory for re-population efforts. This is a very costly and delicate process requiring the proper training, which I so happen to have. If you actually donate this sum of money (or more), we will work out an appropriate exchange.

On a final note, because I am not a savvy business woman, I want to remind you that these services are always available to you free of charge. However, if you do want to make my birthday wish come true, please see the "Donate" button below OR snail mail a check/cash -> 4228 Wiedenmann Place, Kansas City, MO 64111.

With Love and Gratitude,
Kayleigh

The Tree In Me

Standing, I breathe
in the pain, sorrow
fear that I am alone
that I am nothing
I hold these dark cravings
in me they dissolve
illusions I transform into light
I am here
strong, tall, perfect
I am witness
the chaos, the beauty, the stillness
it is all the same:
infinite expression of boundless expansion
I commune gracefully with all

Rooted in the Earth, I cannot stand alone
always connected, always held, always in Unity
Forever reaching towards the sky
a humble reminder of our glory
I am always here
Holding you in my branches
Grounding you in my roots
Bathing you in my love